Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.

Alex Elle (via textposter)

(Source: alexandraelle)

anythingcomic:

In the dog’s defense John’s Facebook profile picture is a car (he doesn’t even own a car). 

(Source: anythingcomic.com)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell