Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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if I call you out it means one of two things:
1. That I think you might actually consider what I’m saying and make the necessary changes.
2. I don’t think you’ll consider it, but I’ve thought of something to say or do that will make you uncomfortable, embarrassed, and/or annoyed, hopefully negatively reinforcing your behavior, while having the added benefit of entertaining myself with a good laugh.
fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version
woah there satan
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